12 lanes of jammed traffic only elicits a smirk
You opt for a Rebeks smoothie over a Starbucks
Rain and clouds are a novelty (none since March!)
You watch Monday Night Football at the gym and not at a bar
You have no idea what season it is
you start counting calories (yack, I blame Jam for that:)
It's not hot outside, but you still drive with the windows up and the air on (smog, anyone?!)
You live 2 minutes from the ocean, but haven't been to the beach in months
You sometimes think you should trade your Volvo in for a Lexus (what? that'll NEVER happen:) You stop eating at any chain restaurants
Almost 2 years out here, I still can't believe it! California has a way of catching you. Suddenly the 6 months that you had planned to live out here turns into 1 year, then 1 into 2, and so-on and so-forth.
What else can I say? I guess I'll just sum it up with this little story that kind of acts like a microcosm for the whole mindset of Californians.
Back in Michigan, I used to wake up to cold and dark mornings. I'd have to let my car "warm up" after scraping ice off the windshield. The cold would jolt me awake and when I'd turn on the national morning news out of NYC, I'd be hit with the 7 o'clock headlines. Good Morning, America! Every bomb, terrorist attack, and murder would be covered in the 10 minutes I'd have time to watch it.
Now, in California, I never wake up to the dark, and it's never cold in the mornings. I "ease" my way into the day, and when I turn on the national news (still out of NYC), it's already 10 o'clock in the morning (7am Pacific time). By this time, they've already finished broadcasting the "hard news" and have moved on to the "challenging" stuff (see: fluff). Baking segments, celebrity gossip, and all the junk you'll never use/need!
A bit simple? Yes. But us Americans always prefer a nice lie over the harsh truth;)
On that note, I hope everyone has a great Labor Day weekend! Little bro and I are heading down to Baja, Mexico with some friends. Camping on the beach, baby!