
Dios Mio! I wanted to wait until my memory cards were mailed back from Beijing (late night with Tea (Tee) and SoCo made the morning pack a bit hazy and I forgot to pack them;) so I had some pictures to upload but it’s better to write something before my thoughts drift on to another conquest. China, China, China. What to say!? It’s been a long time since I’ve had that "blown away" feeling on a trip, and maybe that means I’ve gotten soft in the neverending warm Californian sun, or simply
Digidy is more insane than I remember! For those of you who haven’t seen him lately, I can only report that indeed he’s gotten crazier with age. His poor wife.
Just a few notes to some peeps I’ve revisited/met:
Sheila, I must be allergic to you. Or maybe it’s Asians. One can hardly ever tell! Now having seen your propaganda (see: No Stamina Conference in Beijing) on Nomadlife.org, I must point out to the readers that if it was indeed a "No Stamina Conf", Sheila Zhao could have very well chaired it! Her and her tan lines! My goodness! What she forgot to mention was where she was during: 1) My arrival at Beijing airport at 5am, Digs was there, with a flask of Glenfiddich ready to be sipped ..You? I’m guessing you were ASLEEP after that long night of staying up until 11pm 2) Having a few beers in the Forbidden City..I reckon you were just WAKING UP having a cold mocha at Starbucks complaining of getting only 13 hours of sleep or how about ;)c) 6 hours on the road and spending Saturday climbing the Great Wall…where, my darling, were you? The entire time???? ANSWER: ASLEEP! You know, Sheila, if you get bored with your job in BJ, I can get you a position in the Bush Admin as a spin doctor. Next time less bones on a stick, hundred year old eggs, bone marrow drinks, and bellinis;) POS!!
Tee Lee: Green Tee, Black Tee, Purple Tee, Aqua Tee con Kiwi, me no kay. How did
Digs find such a wonderful wife? For those who haven’t met Tee and are wondering how a guy named Digidy Leonard has managed to survive in SE Asia, well, let’s just say she’s what keeps the "train on the tracks". When all else fails, count on Teresa Lee to be there to help smooth things over. Think Penny and Inspector Gadget.
Of course it doesnt' come without a toll, as evidenced from the email I received from Tee today:
hope things are going well back home and that you’re> not missing devrim too much...I think I’ve spent too> much time with devrim already and am sick...I had> lunch with him yesterday and felt very nauseous...I> almost threw up on him but my stomach failed> me...damnTee is a Trooper with a capital "T" and was nothing but gracious in the midst of her husband’s foul-mouthed friendsJ Tee, great meeting ya..I’ll have to get Saki together and do up Asia again!! ..perhaps in New Zealand for XmasJ I am dreaming or was there a pinky swear? I’m still new to this Pacific puddle jumping, I think I need to perfect it a little betterJ Btw, I think I’m having nightmares about your demon-looking ears.
Kate, thanks "heaps" for letting us stay with you in a very nicely decorated apartment..except those floors..tsk tsk tsk..Indonesian rainforest…haha, jk I’m from LA we don’t care about the environmentJ!! Certainly, no one will forget "BabyFace" at 4am..painfully watching Digs dance.. or garlic chunks and dumpings for 40 RMB!! My weary and weathered body won’t easily forget Bodhi..Everybody: Chinese massage..numero uno. Kate, just remember, it’s not just
guys from California that are all flaky, we’re all flaky;).
Who are you? Hu! Hu! Whoooooooo are you? Jenny Hu, I’m sure you never hated
Pete Townsend so much! Or maybe it was the name White Fang you hated more..or maybe it was just digs..ahh, you loved us… ANYHU, best of luck con tu trabajo en Praha.
POS, POS, POS. Never drink with townies. I feel you learned the lesson in Belize, and me in Beijing. Just want you to know I slept like Olaf for 3 days. Tuesday I spent the day inspecting a brand-new building that we are contracting for..got stuck in the elevator, and the kicker was it was moving from floor to floor! Imagine, sick, jetlagged, body screaming in revolt, and the dude stuck on an elevator in the middle of Los Angeles. Stay the course! 1,000 pts of light! Millie is a fine dawg! Ahh..just thought you'd be happy to hear that.