Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Gov't Training...

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If there's a terrrorist aboard your airplane, which passenger is the safest, the one sitting in 1, 2, or 3?

posted by Drake at 11:31 AM  

4 Comments:

sakit said...

Passenger 1 is closest to the pilot, which increases the chances of the terrorist to make his action.

Passenger 2 is right by the wings (therefore the engine), which then means that he/she could be sliced & diced by the engine before even hitting the ground/water upon explosion.

Passenger 3 has easy access to the bathroom, which could act as a hideout spot while terror goes on in the cabin. But Passenger 3 is also Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris is safe, because he roundhouses everyone (including passengers). Besides, Chuck Norris is invincible.

1:25 PM

 
Joe Gage said...

I think the best thing is to be the terrorist...

4:09 AM

 
Karola said...

I'm curious ... what's the answer?

1:53 PM

 
Drake said...

Saki-Actually passenger 1 is closet to the rear of the plane, 3 to the pilot. At any rate, it doesn't matter if you're Chuck Norris because if you're C.N. everyplace is safe for you.

Gage-nice thinking, you're not too far off, just grow that beard again.

And for you Karola: 2. The story goes:

You were asked which seat selection provides the least access by a hijacker during an in-flight incident. Excellent! The CORRECT choice is the least accessible seat selection, a window seat in the midsection of the aircraft. A person in the aisle would have difficulty reaching a passenger seated in a window seat. Also, during an incident a hijacker is likely to stand at the front or rear of the aircraft to control the passengers. Seats in the middle of the compartment are least exposed. Since you may not be able to choose your seat, you should be aware of your vulnerability in the event of an incident. You should always be alert for suspicious activities by other passengers.

oh, how paranoid the Gov't is..you should read other ones..taking elevators to different floors and using the stairs (to elude followers in your hotel), not having a hotel room on the side of a busy street (for bombs) or less than 3 stories up, not eating in cafes on the street, AND NOT BEING ABLE TO WEAR MY RED, WHITE, AND BLUE T-SHIRT AND MATCHING SHORTS! ABROAD DRATS!

3:53 PM

 

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