@ Michigan Alumni At Their Best

Haha, I shouldn't post this, but it's just too classic not to. G-tham, look forward to seeing you in Mumbai. One big happy family reunion;) As always, the events mentioned in this email are based on true events.

And he didn't even mention Quebec City!

A letter to the groom:

On 05/04/06, Gautham wrote:
>
>Hm. Strange that you're actually being polite.  I would not have
expected
>such from a jackass like yourself. I think you need to ask yourself
some
>questions Prashant:
>
>WOuld I take time from getting paid to fly all the way out to India?
Just
>so
>I could be liquored up, then released in a cab into the darkness of
>Bombay,
>not knowing if I was going back home, or about to be mugged/raped or
>worse?
>So that I could have food poisoning for an entire day and not rest,
>instead
>forced to continue to imbibe more alcohol while you bitch and bitch at
me?
>SO I could pass out again in a department store? [Why] WOuld I come so I
could
>continue to take your f*#king toxic vitriol for another few days?
Despite
>the fact that the Drake will be attending, do you really think that a
>senior
>year of drinking together and 3 years since we last talked is enough
to
>convince me that you're not the same douchebag as always?
>
>See answer below.
>
>Go to Hell,
>Gautham
>
>P.S. I will arrive in Mumbai on May 3 at 3 in the morning on Emirates.
>Cheers.