Hail to the Victors...
Cheers to my Buddies From College helping make the world a better place one drink at a time...
I remember AiBar I a couple of years ago, and now they've come out with a second version.
Guys, don't forgot about us small folks when you're millionaires.
Joel, Nate, and Troy on G4.
2 Comments:
Nice work Judas! Do you think by getting them drunk, the Drinking
Machines
will kill you last? You have sold out your humanity for a few
automated
rounds.
Lemme aks you this... Sure it can pour a drink but does it know to
give the
girl more so you can get her clothes off? Does it understands that
Tondar
wants his Manhattan made with a bit of love and emotion? Most
importantly,
can you even get Cisco outta your fancy robot penis?
I remember a time when things were alot more simple. Man was man, and
drinks were drinks. I remember I would have to sneak out the backdoor
of a
party while the police came in the front door. Now we have machines
that
will do the same. Do you think they will be so easily fooled? I saw
the
same thing during the Rise of Chuck Woolery. I was but a boy, but I
still
remember. Many of you said. "Oh don't worry. We control Woolery.
Once he
has defeated our enemies and builds his $10,000 pyramid he will give
power
to us." Well let me tell you fellow yezamen, this did not happen.
Chuck
Woolery seized power for himself and has ruled with an iron bloody fist
for
too long. I know I was there. I remember seeing the bodies stacked 30
feet
high. The stench was enough to gag a rat. And now you think you can
have a
machine do the work of bartender?
Ha!
Frank and I have discussed this and we have decided we will have no
part of
your cyborgary! Who else will stand up for what is right? Don't ask
your
computers, but search your heart and let love and the emotion of your
soul
get you all liquored up.
9:31 PM
the above email was from a buddy from college..glad to see you haven't changed, tondar:)
9:32 PM
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