Who Wants A Mustache Ride?

So, I'm currently looking for places "up in the Los Angeles scene, where u see a lot people perpetratin' like da king" Some of the postings are just so classic on craig's list (one of my favorites):

We are a goodlooking, interracial, fun couple looking for a smart, sweet female to move in with us and be our lover. You wouldn't have to pay rent. We live on the water in an upscale, 2 BR condo with a full health facility, restaurant, etc. If we click, this could turn out to be a really beautiful thing. Please send your pic as a start. Age and race don't matter. Thanks.
ADMIRALTY WAY at PALAWAN google map yahoo map

Beautiful, indeed.