THATS NOT A BURGA...

Per Tom's request, I looked into, with awe, details about the Monsterthick Burger at Hardees. Unfortunately, Hardee's West Coast sibling, Carl's Jr, offers no such delicatecy at this time. Here's what they wrote:

Dear Mr. Drake:

In regard to your inquiry concerning new menu items, although this information is not currently available, we have forwarded your comments to the appropriate Carls Jr. representative for their review.

If additional information regarding the Monster Thickburger becomes available, we will be happy to provide it to you. We apologize in advance for any inconvenience.

Sincerely,
RachelleCarl's Jr. Guest Response

What an outrage. You betta apologize for the inconvenience. What a HUGE inconvenience. I hardly know how my existance in sunny cali will go on!

In the meantime..check this out.. MonsterThick Burger??Nahh..that's not a BURGA..(In Crocodile Dundee Accent)